>Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Red Neck?
>
>Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
>knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an
>expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>
>What do you do?
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Democrat's Answer:
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the
>question!
>Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
>him to attack?
>Could we run away?
>What
>does my wife think?
>What about the kids?
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
>the knife out of his hand?
>What does the law say about this situation?
>Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into
>it?
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
>of message does this send to society and to my children?
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
>content just to wound me?
>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
>family get away while he was stabbing me?
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>Why is this street so deserted?
>We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
>and make this happier, healthier street that would
>discourage suc h behavior.
>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
>some friends for few days and try to come to a
>consensus.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Republican's Answer:
>BANG!
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Red Neck's Answer:
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>BANG! click.....
>(sounds of reloading).
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>BANG! click
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
>Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
>Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
>Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
>
>Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
>knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an
>expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>
>What do you do?
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Democrat's Answer:
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the
>question!
>Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
>him to attack?
>Could we run away?
>What
>does my wife think?
>What about the kids?
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
>the knife out of his hand?
>What does the law say about this situation?
>Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into
>it?
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
>of message does this send to society and to my children?
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
>content just to wound me?
>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
>family get away while he was stabbing me?
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>Why is this street so deserted?
>We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
>and make this happier, healthier street that would
>discourage suc h behavior.
>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
>some friends for few days and try to come to a
>consensus.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Republican's Answer:
>BANG!
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Red Neck's Answer:
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>BANG! click.....
>(sounds of reloading).
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>BANG! click
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
>Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
>Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
>Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
