LOL... Just let my wife read this, she says it needs a slight change, something like this:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! *click* *unload, reload, hand gun to wife* BANG! BANG! BANG!.... you get the picture.

Yep, she's gonna make a hell of a First Lady *laughs hysterically*