So I got a response from a GM regarding my Kafimur experience last night. Now, the petition itself went something like this: "Kafimur trained my group... Please don't insult me by saying you can't do anything with a /report, because we both know nothing in a /report will prove anything one way or the other anyway."

Well, I got a response. Wanna guess what it said? You guessed it:
"Sorry, without a /report we can't do anything." (summarized, obviously).

Asses.